Hello ladies, been thinking about how some ladies are single and getting old in that business. The funny thing is that some men are also the cause of the wahala.!
This post is For the ladies that have been in a committed relationship for years and their boyfriends, partners of fiance decides to just dump them or dissappiont them without some serious reason sha. For those that their situation is worse in the sense that they don’t have any suitor or partner or tired of waiting for your dream man? Tired of changing boyfriends like underwear? Tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Tired of all the heartbreaks and betrayal? Tired of men chopping you for free? well i guess those worries should be over .So Tire no more…
The following are list of some crazy stuffs that our naija babes do to just get a man at all cost.
1. Man snatcher
2. Re-packaging: this way the ladies package themselves in pseudo (false), ready-made, easy-to-use, highly desirable packages. After marriage, their true colour becomes so visible.what you see is what you get!
3. Trapping him with pregnancy: This used to be the old school method of getting a man to propose. From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating, a woman usually knew she had the man where she wanted him once she missed her period even if there was no commitment. Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support. Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don’t like scandals…
4. Praying&Fasting:This is one of the few honourable means of obtaining a husband that i know of ,but sometimes the prayers are offered up to deities other than God which is soo sad.
5. Taking his photograph to Cele church for a prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa. Heard it works like a charm…
6. Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba (you know yourselves!!!). Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea and be careful the kind of ladies you allow into your personal life .
7. Straight Jazz! this one is very common , infact it is an every day affair. some men don’t even know what they are doing till they get married to such ladies o !
8. love potion : This is classic and timeless . the kind of ladies that use this method are extremely desperate! question for you (you know yourself) sheylove na by force!???
9. Proposing to a guy! Yes..… dont be surprised o but whoe will wear the engagement ring?
10. Being close to the family members of the man you want to bag down.Toasting a man’s family so they make the decision for him! A friend complained that a girl he detested had over the months gotten close to his family. Lavishing on them, cooking for them and basically being their ‘go-to’ girl and now his mum had put her foot down that he had to break up with his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-home-to-mama depending on how much power the family wields, their word may be final…
11. Being his maga! : Some women believe that when you finally get a man to be interested in you, spoiling him with riches and overlooking his every fault would get you into a white gown faster than an okada chased by LASTMA! Some men don’t mind a woman who houses them, clothes them, feeds them, gives ‘em pocket money, never gets upset with them even when they misbehave and cleans up after them with little or no contribution from them… Living the dream???
12. Brush him up : well most desperate ladies are very guilty of this method . you pick and Polish up a low class, barely educated brother in exchange for a ring! you send him to night school, you give him language lessons, you take him to buy some new clothes and deodorant and teach him to call you honey instead of madam and in exchange, he gets to marry you, share an expensive bedroom and never worry about his bills ever again!
13. Getting reloaded: Change your ward-robe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of brazilian hair, study the karma-sutra, do a vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22. Botox, plastic surgery, a compulsory gym membership and ‘body magic’ also indicated!
14. Church worker : hmmmmm! it is said and also from experience that many individuals especially men go to church to marry, after having fun with all dem babes then our church sisters are the next to settle with. also our church ladies also never give up the fight o! . some of them go to church to find husband material o! infact of recent some of them change churches every sunday and act as new comers just in a bid to attract men.
15. Being the ‘new girl’: moving to a new town or part of town so that you are the . This always peaks the men’s interest and at the same time you get to run away from your past and the ‘old maid’ labels! Combine this with number 16 above and ooh la la!
16. Going for ‘deliverance’ from a spirit husband and sowing a big ‘marriage’ seed in church! Giving your possessions to the poor, giving a sacrificial offering or just giving one thing to God that would make you weep…(sacrifice)